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JUDGE HARSHLY THIS UNWELCOME PROSECUTOR (Will Star Jones take it all off for Playboy?)
NY POST ^ | June 30, 2006 | LINDA STASI

Posted on 06/30/2006 4:24:29 AM PDT by Liz

Star Jones - the only woman in history to have more sponsors for her wedding than a NASCAR race - overstayed her welcome on "The View" by at least two years...........she started acting like the fat girl who finally got a prom date.

Star's fate was written when her body started to mysteriously shrink as her swag bag shamelessly grew. She honestly seemed to believe that her wedding to Jheri Curl Al was a national event! .... she dug the knife deeper - not only into Barbara, but possibly into her own future last night (on Larry King).

.....Get Rosie O'Donnell in there....Unfortunately, she's off on a gay family cruise in Alaska while "The View" is sinking like the Titanic.

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TOPICS: Extended News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: fatgirl; nascar; promdate; sponsoredwedding; starjones; theview
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To: Liz
No, that's fine. It's not your fault the reporter didn't read the whole thing. :-D )))
21 posted on 06/30/2006 6:41:55 AM PDT by RichInOC (Stupidity is its own punishment...but too much of the press thinks they're exempt.)
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To: RichInOC

Oh, okay. Thanks for being so forgiving (sniffle).

LOL.


22 posted on 06/30/2006 6:46:22 AM PDT by Liz (The US Constitution is intended to protect the people from the government.)
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To: Liz

I have no idea whatsoever what this blurp is talking about. It's obviously something on TV. But I dropped out of popular culture about 20 years ago. When I need to know something about it, I just ask my wife, who, mysteriously knows all.


23 posted on 06/30/2006 6:52:09 AM PDT by ModelBreaker
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To: Liz

I really do not understand all the attention this unimportant self-glorifying woman is getting? What has she done for this world? Who cares if she got fired? BFD!


24 posted on 06/30/2006 7:49:30 AM PDT by austinaero
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To: austinaero

Why? I think the key word is "diversity."


25 posted on 06/30/2006 7:56:27 AM PDT by Liz (The US Constitution is intended to protect the people from the government.)
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To: NCLaw441

EEEUUUWWW factor 8


26 posted on 06/30/2006 9:00:15 AM PDT by steve8714
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To: Liz; FrPR
Great picture.

Also proves that Star is a savvy storm sailor. Notice the way she deploys that drogue to keep her heavy, deep draft vessel upright over its bottom while keeping way on across the dance floor?

A girl like that could go far in New England.

27 posted on 06/30/2006 9:04:13 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk ( Vote Fraud: The Democrats' Secret Weapon .... Well, secret to the RNC, anyway.)
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To: Kenny Bunk

LOL----great description in the naval metaphor.


28 posted on 06/30/2006 11:53:10 AM PDT by Liz (The US Constitution is intended to protect the people from the government.)
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To: Liz

bttt


29 posted on 06/30/2006 11:58:06 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: Liz
Star should not despair. There are a few options left for her to exploit----she could take it all off for Playboy accompanied by an in-depth interview on how last-resort bariatric weight loss surgery, followed by plastic surgery to remove all the sags, saved her marriage.

You mean the Carnie Wilson approach?

Lord, I apologize. Starving orphans in Ethiopia...

30 posted on 06/30/2006 12:06:02 PM PDT by MikeD (We live in a world where babies are like velveteen rabbits that only become real if they are loved.)
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To: MikeD

LOL------Carnie and Star oughta get together for a gab fest---- and sag exchange.


31 posted on 06/30/2006 12:21:59 PM PDT by Liz (The US Constitution is intended to protect the people from the government.)
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To: Liz

Hey, Carnie Wilson took it off for Playboy. Star can too.


32 posted on 06/30/2006 12:26:15 PM PDT by CholeraJoe ("Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm f*cked.")
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To: Liz

If they really want ratings, "The View" should have a knife fight between Star and Rosie. Winner gets to strangle Baba Wawa.


33 posted on 06/30/2006 12:28:58 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: ClearCase_guy

The feminists always say that the world would be better if women were allowed to run everything.

The feminists always say that the world would be better if women were allowed to ruin everything.

There fixed it.


34 posted on 06/30/2006 12:33:51 PM PDT by calljack (Sometimes your worst nightmare is just a start.)
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To: ozzymandus
If they really want ratings, "The View" should have a knife fight between Star and Rosie. Winner gets to strangle Baba Wawa.

Betcha that's a secret longing they all have.

35 posted on 06/30/2006 12:53:26 PM PDT by Liz (The US Constitution is intended to protect the people from the government.)
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To: CholeraJoe; MikeD

Carnie evolves.

36 posted on 06/30/2006 12:57:59 PM PDT by Liz (The US Constitution is intended to protect the people from the government.)
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