[Radix]

I know that you like me.

I can feel it.

You like me even though you don't know a thing about the Bible.

That is OK. I'm here for you.

I'll help you to wade through the mysteriousness of it all.

I'll even help you present your own insipid arguments concerning the completely unprovable premise that something came from nothing.

I like you.

Not like a Pet or anything like that.

I think that you are at heart, really a good guy.

You just require a bit of instruction and training, that sort of thing.

[killjoy]

I know that you like me. I can feel it.

Stuart Smalley is a caring nurturer, a member of several 12-step programs, but not a licensed therapist...