Four United States Presidents got caught up in a tornado ... and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
"What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've ... come ... for some ... courage."
"No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?"
Richard Nixon stepped forward,
"Well, I think I need a heart."
"Done! says the Wizard. Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up stepped Dubya and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem! said the Wizard. Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"Well, what do you want?"
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"