301 posted on 06/29/2006 6:34:19 PM PDT by GretchenM
(What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul? Please meet my friend, Jesus.)
Back in my day, we didn't have none o' your fancy 'lectric toasters. Our toasters were giant coal-burning beasts, like this one--carved from pure American steel!
When it toasted a slice of bread, by gar, it stayed toasted!
355 posted on 06/29/2006 7:19:42 PM PDT by silent_jonny
("the good and honest souls here will prevail" -- MOgirl)