"You're in enemy territory where you live."
You got that right. Rush, get over to the West Coast ASAP!!! You just can't stay on the left coast (if you're looking at the State from the North), you've got to get on the right coast, and that's the Gulf side. It's beautiful over there, less bugs, tranquil, lots of nice people, and they are friends, in general, not enemies. Relocate wisely, but please relocate. They are out to get you, as I'm sure you know firsthand. But don't let them badger you out of Florida, a beautiful state. Just shift coasts and your problems will be solved.
Leni