Oh! When is it legal for a common citizen to own a machine gun or an uzzi? I don't know much about guns so I am curious. Can you legally obtain a permit for a machine gun? Saying that you are just a common folk like the rest of us???
MG's are legal in something like 34 states, so long as they are properly registered with the federal government.
Don't YOU look forward to the day when you have to register your cigs with the government in order to smoke? (yep, that's SARC. )