John Kerry sadly begs with his eyes and hands to the audience to save him from the Belching Dragging Lady behind him.
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To: AmericanMade1776
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After showing the audience how to make wrinkles and gray hair dissappear, Magician John Kerry looks for applause after showing them with his hands what a spider doing pushups on a mirror looks like. 
To: AmericanMade1776
Belching Dragging Lady Do you mean, "Belching Dragon Lady?"
74 posted on
06/26/2006 10:57:07 PM PDT by
paulat
To: AmericanMade1776
75 posted on
06/27/2006 1:42:11 AM PDT by
Number57
To: AmericanMade1776
I need some acetone, Terrrraza superglued my mouth and fingers together.
To: AmericanMade1776
"I did not have sex with that woman." Oh, wait... sorry, wrong guy.
81 posted on
06/27/2006 9:16:51 AM PDT by
Pirate21
(The liberal media are as sheep clearing the path along which they will be lead to the slaughter.)
To: AmericanMade1776
Ever wonder what Teresa could be thinking in her deepest bubble?
"John sucks lemons standing next to me,
and I am progressing most abominably.
He wants to surf his way back across the sea,
a sea that torpedoed (swiftly) his last victory."83 posted on
06/27/2006 12:27:16 PM PDT by
OESY
To: AmericanMade1776
"Can't.....hold....breath.....much....longer....waiting....to ....be.....elected.....President!"
84 posted on
06/27/2006 12:33:50 PM PDT by
OB1kNOb
(This is no time for bleeding hearts, pacifists, and appeasers to prevail in free world opinion.)
To: AmericanMade1776
I can't believe I married that bag behind me.
87 posted on
06/27/2006 4:59:00 PM PDT by
bmwcyle
(Only stupid people would vote for McCain, Warner, Hagle, Snowe, Graham, or any RINO)
To: AmericanMade1776
"Please help me. she's been sticking me with her toys like I was a pin cushion. I can't sit down. please send help or at least a cushion."
89 posted on
06/27/2006 10:26:32 PM PDT by
Big Guy and Rusty 99
("Conspiracy theories are the products of feeble minds." - A. Horvet)
To: AmericanMade1776; potlatch; ntnychik; Smartass; Boazo; Alamo-Girl; PhilDragoo; ...
photos and keywords and captions...
GO!
90 posted on
06/28/2006 3:19:34 PM PDT by
bitt
(NY Times to New York: Drop Dead!)
To: AmericanMade1776; ForGod'sSake
Was just laughing at this on another post - HAD to copy it, what a great pic, ForGod'sSake
91 posted on
06/28/2006 3:23:04 PM PDT by
bitt
(NY Times to New York: Drop Dead!)
To: AmericanMade1776
"My dear mother told me on her deathbed, "remember, John...Integrity, Integrity....Integrity..."....sigh, did she say it three or FOUR times, Lovey, I forget..."
92 posted on
06/28/2006 3:28:17 PM PDT by
bitt
(NY Times to New York: Drop Dead!)
To: AmericanMade1776
"That's the last time she talks me into eating gin-soaked raisins before a public appearance." 93 posted on
06/28/2006 3:32:19 PM PDT by
Rastus
To: AmericanMade1776
Anne Coulter on Kerry:
John Kerry? “Oh, he’s so pathetic. I’m so happy to hear he’s running again,” she said. “He and Gore I consider very comedic. With Kerry, no matter what the photo is—he’s always trying to look like Mr. Cool, wind surfing or relaxing or golfing, whatever. No matter what pose he’s in, no matter what he’s wearing, he is always dorkus erectus.”
Source:
Ann Coulter Ecstatic: Enemies Stoke Sales— ‘They’re Like My Pets’99 posted on
06/28/2006 3:43:34 PM PDT by
COBOL2Java
(Freedom isn't free, but the men and women of the military will pay most of your share)
To: AmericanMade1776
Please don't tell me we've got to go to Burger King after this.
102 posted on
06/28/2006 3:59:56 PM PDT by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway~~John Wayne)
To: AmericanMade1776
Tuhrayza's pregnant, and I'm reporting for dooty!
104 posted on
06/28/2006 4:14:56 PM PDT by
MarineBrat
(Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.)
To: AmericanMade1776
"Mmm...boy! Get a whiff of that one, Teresa!"
106 posted on
06/28/2006 5:17:02 PM PDT by
Prime Choice
(Show the Islamists we mean business: Tancredo in '08!)
To: AmericanMade1776
What is with this Bozo going back to this Fan(whatever) Hall? DUDE. YOU LOST. GO FRICKING AWAY!
111 posted on
06/28/2006 5:54:50 PM PDT by
steveyp
To: AmericanMade1776
"I'm John Kerry, and I'm a dick"
115 posted on
06/28/2006 6:02:38 PM PDT by
TC Rider
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