Posted on 06/26/2006 5:44:09 AM PDT by phoenixrising47
Dijya like the W'mb't poem?
LOL! This thread is generating some great stuff.
I was going to write one called "I Tripped Because I'm Clumsy."
Here, this will fix you right up:
"WARNING - Not to be taken internally!" - Slings and Arrows
In 12 cup drip percolator pot, fill to 6 cup mark with water.
In filter, put 6 heaping scoops of coffee.
Medium roast works best, just make sure it's a robust blend.
Found a maxwellhouse 'medium roast' that was rather anemic.
Put pinch of salt in filter, about as much as it would take to cover the surface of a dime with one even layer.
This keeps the coffee from tasting burned too quickly, it doesn't age well brewed this way.
Brew, recirculate if need be, usually not.
Add sugar and dairy creamer.
Creamora and coffeemate are not recommended unless you like the heart racing that Ranger Pudding gives.
That, and the nondairy creamer will give you both a headache and a buzz with the coffee.
I usually put about 8 spoons of sugar in this stuff, it ends up being like Russian Kava, thick and sweet with that bitter overtone to it.
Oh, and I am NOT responsible for seeming demonic possession of the coffeepot, or the coffeepot ending up acting as if it has been damaged.
Be sure NOT to add creamora or coffeemate to the brew, unless you LIKE ranger pudding style heart racing.
When I brew that stuff for myself, I recirculate the stuff to brew a second time, but that's me for my own personal enjoyment, and it may wreck the coffeepot.
Don't forget the salt, it's important to the finished brew.
(To the tune Frosty the Snowman)
Gooey the skullboy was a jolly shrunken head
With a miniature face and a sewn up nose
And no eyes for all we know
Gooey the skullboy is a prank I heard it said
He's not made of snow but the children
know how he chased their mom one day.
There must have been some magic in the shrunken head they found
'Cause when they placed it on the bed it began to roll around.
Gooey the skullboy was alive or so they said
He's just a head today now he'll roll away
We'll watch him as he goes...
She stole my heart forevermore
But that's okay, I still have FOUR.
Sitting in jars by my bed
Right next to the shrunken head.
Sitting on the clock where it should be
Staring at me for eternity...
Stolen heart
Joyce OKillinemall
Pome PING
LOL!!!!!!
i dide bc i is stoopid.
Burma Shave!
pornpome?
You died because you were dumb. Remember Darwin ? When people tell you 3 days ahead of time a hurricane is comming, and then repeat it every 3 hours for the next 3 days and You are still there, without supplies, without water without nothing, after ALL the warning, well I think you deserve to die, you are to dumb to be on this planet.
Thank God your dead !!! You can't bread anymore
If it was elction day those buses would have been there to pick up the 'poor' instead of sitting in a parking lot underwater.
Your daddy should have stayed in the home and worked to support your family. Both of your parents should not have dropped out of high school. Your mommy should have worked part time while you were in school. Along with the welfare money your mom takes each month she should have taken the free college courses that were offered. I can only wish that I had had the opportunities handed to me that the blacks ignore every day. Get your own live and be responsible for it!!!!!!
Want more money from the giant government tit?
I.C. Howe - Who's your Daddy?
Doan C. Howe
He probably had to wait in line - down at the library - to use their computer. That promising Bush didn't promise him free internet access, but I think Ray Nagin did.
Brilliant!!!
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