The City of San Diego will henceforth be known as George Bernard Shaw City; San Francisco will become Robespierreville; Santa Cruz is now to be called City of Matter/Energy/Space/Time And Nothing Else; San Luis Obisipo will take the name Murray O'Hareburg; San Jose switches to the name of Aynrandia; and Santa Monica gets the big prize: Karl-Marx-Stadt.
Sadly, you've got that precisely right.