[MineralMan]

"You need to pay your electric bill."

Dang! You mean I wouldn't have to mix chemicals together to get light? What a concept!

Maybe I can get one of those Clapper thingies, and then I can create light just by clapping my hands together. That'd sure be easier than pouring stuff in beakers together.

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He clapped his hands together, and there was light. It was groovy. He clapped his hands together twice, and there was darkness. That was groovy, too.

[VadeRetro]

He clapped his hands together, and there was light. It was groovy. He clapped his hands together twice, and there was darkness. That was groovy, too.

Sounds like the doper from the seventies who got the secret of the universe from a lava lamp. "First yellow, then red."

[grey_whiskers]

He clapped his hands together, and there was light. It was groovy. He clapped his hands together twice, and there was darkness. That was groovy, too.

Why are you wasting your writing talent on crevo threads?

You could get rich writing marketing copy for the Clapper for regional ads in California; or re-writing the Bible for liberal denominations such as the Episcopals.

Cheers!