[Jaysun]

When I'm done I yell "Fetch me a concubine, my chattle, I need pleasuring"! I then beat them mercilessly with the same unabridged dictionary I just used to look up the spelling of "chattle".

The plump strumpet that's been sucking my toes just stopped to say that you must have meant "chattel" instead of "chattle". Not to worry brother, I split her perverse lips with a swift Karate Kid style crane kick.

I usually only need several sets of conjoined twins to attend to my perversions, which are many.

[lesser_satan]

I'm presuming you'll retire to your vomitorium afterwards, where you'll offer the blood of lowborn commoners to your golden busts of Caligula and Bacchus.

[lesser_satan]

Hey RG, check out Jaysun's posts on this thread, I've been laughing nonstop every time I check in. I must add him to my ping list, which heretofore consisted only of you and Larry L.