I have a lead-reinforced Brinks truck drop me off inside my heavily fortified bunker, sixty floors below "Jaysun Town" (a small enclave where all of my employees live, comprised of row after row of squalid dirt-floored shacks the payments for which are deducted from their checks, and whatever is left over is given to them in the form of Jaysun-dollars which they can then spend at the Jaysun Town Market). My bunker consist of two rooms. The first room is an exact replica of the jungle room in Graceland. The other is a titanium vault which contains my bed and a television that plays "Eraserhead" on a perpetual loop.
Here's a never before seen picture of my jungle room. The titanium bedroom is off limits to all eyes except my own (I killed the workmen) and shall remain that way.
PS - You, sir, have a bizarre sense of humor.
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