[lesser_satan]

ROTFLMAO! I have the receptionist type them on her Selectric and proofread them before I hit "post".

[Jaysun]

ROTFLMAO! I have the receptionist type them on her Selectric and proofread them before I hit "post".

LOL! Wow, you win.

I sometimes have my wife repeat my message on a Dictaphone so I can meditate on my words for several minutes before releasing them to mankind. When I want her to do this I yell, "come wench, and record my tidings that I might reflect on them." Then she dashes into the room and bows constantly, much like the Japanese do when meeting someone at the airport.