[Jaysun]

ROTFLMAO! I have the receptionist type them on her Selectric and proofread them before I hit "post".

LOL! Wow, you win.

I sometimes have my wife repeat my message on a Dictaphone so I can meditate on my words for several minutes before releasing them to mankind. When I want her to do this I yell, "come wench, and record my tidings that I might reflect on them." Then she dashes into the room and bows constantly, much like the Japanese do when meeting someone at the airport.

[lesser_satan]

When I'm done I yell "Fetch me a concubine, my chattle, I need pleasuring"! I then beat them mercilessly with the same unabridged dictionary I just used to look up the spelling of "chattle".

[upchuck]

"come wench, and record my tidings that I might reflect on them."

I have found carving my thoughts in stone tables with a chisel and mallet give me sufficient time to muse about what I'm writing. And the effort involved in error correction has greatly enhanced my spelling and grammer skills.