I just got done listening to a locker room rant by some character who insisted that Bush was to blame for the recent wildfire threatening Sedona, AZ because he beat Al Gore and the "Planet" is so much warmer as a consequence.
"Don't you think it's warmer?" he asked me.
"Yes it definitely is," I replied, "it's June."
(Hence my new tagline.
After all, it's believed the Anasazi evacuated the area due to a long drought and that was way before George Bush warmed the earth -- though if there has been any warming over the past six years it's the hot air coming out of Al Gore's mouth.
What's the word on the cause of this wildfire? Most of the others in the state have been caused by lightning. I assumed lightning was always really warm. :P
On the other hand, perhaps Al Gore is the cause of global warming with all the hot air he spews out.