Posted on 06/19/2006 4:51:06 AM PDT by Panerai
The escalating war on junk food in schools has targeted a new enemy -- that gooey, sugary, and often irresistible sandwich spread known to children everywhere as Fluff.
Outraged that his son was served peanut butter and Marshmallow Fluff sandwiches at a Cambridge elementary school, state Senator Jarrett T. Barrios , a Democrat, said he will offer an amendment to a junk-food bill this week that would severely limit the serving of marshmallow spreads in school lunch programs statewide.
``A Fluff sandwich as the main course of a nutritious lunch just doesn't fly in 2006," Barrios said. ``It seems a little silly to have an amendment on Fluff, but it's called for by the silliness of schools offering this as a healthy alternative in the first place."
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Poor son then.
I love Fluffernutters (peanut butter and marshmallow fluff) I named my cat Fluffernutter when I was a teen. :D
Now, if only State Senators would stop THEIR serving up of Fluff sandwiches.
Right, because jelly is oh-so-wholesome and nutritious...my God, what is wrong with these people?!
I've never even heard of this stuff.
"It seems a little silly to have an amendment on Fluff..."
Do tell, moron. Can't you worthless scumbag pols do something better with out tax dollars?
"Jarrett T. Barrios, is the openly gay democrat".
Well then, you'd think he'd just LOVE "fluff".
Aren't those people in porno movies who get the male stars
"ready" for their next scene called "fluffers".
Besides I thought all gay "guys" love fluff and chintz, etc.
It's so nice he's so concerned about "the children's" health.
I guess he'd sooner they get their quota of sugar and gelatin as Jell-o?
Sound like something I once did off the high dive..!!
I have never seen this in my neck of the woods. Round here, we see Peanut Butter and Honey mixed into a spread. I think this spread may have Amish roots.
Mr. Fluffy
Think generically, marshmallow creme. Plus peanut butter on bread that is a fluffernutter. Sounds better than marshmallowcremenutter.
Then Jarrett should get his openly gay ass up and make a nutricious lunch for Junior before he heads off for school. Then he can jump back in the sack with Uncle Fraunk.
Lol.
His kid is corrupted now.
"Jarrett T. Barrios, is the openly Gay, Democrat Senator from Cambridge, Massachusetts"
He wants them to replace "fluff" with fudge.
Well, you need to go buy some and have a peanut butter and marshmallow (fluffernutter) sandwich. You haven't lived until you've done so.
And a gay Mass. legislature from Cambridge complaining about Fluff. The jokes just don't set themselves up any better than this.
Boston Globe: PRO TERRORIST and antiFluff
Exactly. I thought peanuts were banned from schools these days.
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