Duf 'Barney' Sundheim
Nice green belly, btw.. coincidence? ;-)
ROFL! I think you're on to something!
I've been thinking about this Purple Platform thingie. Here's a few:
• We're not for Big Government or Smaller Government; we're for whatever Government fills our elitist needs at the time.
• Sometimes we defend property rights; sometimes we don't.
• We are pro-life and pro-choice (please don't press for an explanation)
• We're not for war or for peace, although we think War and Peace is a pretty impressive looking book to put in our library (on the bookcase next to the portrait of Rockefeller and FDR).