ROFL! I think you're on to something!
I've been thinking about this Purple Platform thingie. Here's a few:
We're not for Big Government or Smaller Government; we're for whatever Government fills our elitist needs at the time.
Sometimes we defend property rights; sometimes we don't.
We are pro-life and pro-choice (please don't press for an explanation)
We're not for war or for peace, although we think War and Peace is a pretty impressive looking book to put in our library (on the bookcase next to the portrait of Rockefeller and FDR).
(Denny Crane: "Every one should carry a gun strapped to their waist. We need more - not less guns.")
LOL.. sorry I never replied after your post, I pooped out early last night..
Thanks, your thingie analysis is spot on, btw. ;-)