[Recovering Ex-hippie]

ROFLMAO!!!!
Just great post!!!!

I am so with you on this...I have begun an addiction to Checkers' french fries followed by McDonalds hot fudge sundae.

Yeesh.

[benjaminjjones]

And wouldn't you know it?

They were all out of Chunky Monkey.

I had to settle for some other, typically liberal, nonsensical, mixed up, "like, totally diverse bro'", concoction Ben & Jerry's twisted minds had thought up.
(oh, and chocolate chip cookies)
(annnd milk)
(andapackofsmokes)
(and then I ran out of cash, gratefully, before I did myself an injury)

Anyway, it was like getting served rail when you were drooling for top shelf.

At least I made sure it was Real Ice Cream and Constitutionally covered under Section One, Article Four, the "Full Fat and Cholesterol Clause".

Oops, time for my diabetic coma to kick in...later...