They were all out of Chunky Monkey.
I had to settle for some other, typically liberal, nonsensical, mixed up, "like, totally diverse bro'", concoction Ben & Jerry's twisted minds had thought up.
(oh, and chocolate chip cookies)
(annnd milk)
(andapackofsmokes)
(and then I ran out of cash, gratefully, before I did myself an injury)
Anyway, it was like getting served rail when you were drooling for top shelf.
At least I made sure it was Real Ice Cream and Constitutionally covered under Section One, Article Four, the "Full Fat and Cholesterol Clause".
Oops, time for my diabetic coma to kick in...later...
Have you tried Star Spangled Ice Cream yet? www.starspangledicecream.com