I was doing pretty good, trying to ignore the urge to splurge, but someone just HAD to mention high-fat products, banana mocha, banana cream, and crunch bar, all in ONE sentence! Sensory overload!
Now I'm gonna have to put on a shirt and shoes, waddle my fat-A down to the corner 'seben-de-lebben', and get a pint of "Chunky Monkey" banana ice cream (the chocolate syrup is already in the fridge).
(I know, I know, Ben & Jerry are pinko-commie moonbats, but I fell off the boycott wagon after a year of denying myself)
Now where'd I put my Zocor prescription?
ROFLMAO!!!!
Just great post!!!!
I am so with you on this...I have begun an addiction to Checkers' french fries followed by McDonalds hot fudge sundae.
Yeesh.
That is so funny. But so true! ROFL!
'seben-de-lebben'
You gonna eat the whole pint?
Buy Haagen-Dasz instead. I don't know what their politics are, but they can hardly be worse than BJ's, and they don't choose to make an issue of them, so as long as I'm getting the value I want for the money I spend, who cares?