[montyspython]

Hoplite is all about the debate and nothing more, his interests are in slef satiation. He hangs onto his "military" service as a National Guardsman defending a Popeye's Chicken restaurant from hungry looters as some kind of battle tested badge of honor.

Since he can't relate to real boots on the ground he has to over compensate in other areas to keep his ego inflated. He's a great caricature of Tommy Flanagan, next he'll be claiming that Morgan Fairchild really is his wife.

[ma bell]

can't, morgan and i are engaged, aint happening.

Hoplite slipped on chicken grease while behind the "line" as his only battlewound.

I'm telling you, he is an out of shape bafoon that carries a gut and can't see his own shoes or his lil peepee.

[infidel_and_proud]

"Hoplite is all about the debate and nothing more, his interests are in slef satiation. He hangs onto his "military" service as a National Guardsman defending a Popeye's Chicken restaurant from hungry looters as some kind of battle tested badge of honor.
Since he can't relate to real boots on the ground he has to over compensate in other areas to keep his ego inflated. He's a great caricature of Tommy Flanagan, next he'll be claiming that Morgan Fairchild really is his wife."

Christ, that's cold. Accurate as hell, but cold.

You should be a brain surgeon.

Oh, did I forget? FUNNY as hell.