Ogling of Women a Leading Cause of Car Accidents in Colombia

National Post [Canada] ^ | Thursday,June 15, 2006 | Canadian Press

[RedWhiteBlue]

Sue Ellen Mishky strikes again!

[BallyBill]

The Braless Wonder

[IamConservative]

Driving with ones genitals is not a good thing.

Sounds suspiciously like bragging to me. I can only adjust the inside rear view mirror with mine!

[LibWhacker]

NEWS FLASH!... In a dramatic reversal of its position, the National Organization of Women announced that it now positively LOVES beautiful bikini-clad vixens traipsing around in public -- as long as they are restricted to treacherous mountain roads which run along the tops of high cliffs ("We'll get rid of all those male chauvinist pigs once and for all," said one cackling NOW veteran).

[BobS]

You can avoid an accident by stopping on the side of the road. Just yell:

"Como este mi car-o chika!"

A slap from a woman beats a pileup in most cases.

[Minus_The_Bear]

Ugh! Put it in reverse!

[A Troop 1-14 Cav]

(A slap from a woman beats a pileup in most cases.)



It might be a slap but she still touched ya!

[Puppage]

[BnBlFlag]

Having known a few Columbian women, I can understand why.

[Paradox]

Sheesh, what are those people smoking?

Oh, never mind :)

[A Troop 1-14 Cav]

NEWS FLASH!... In a dramatic reversal of its position, the National Organization of Women announced that it now positively LOVES beautiful bikini-clad vixens

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That makes more sense, seeing as how most of the NOW gang are "softball players."

[BallyBill]

I was in an accident while ogling. I wasn't driving, but I didn't see the car stopped in front of us either. We did get to meet the 2 chicks though while swapping information with the other driver. Not to brag, but I made out on the deal. My friend got a smashed in hood and I got a date with one of the girls.

[StJacques]

I lived in Colombia for one year and believe me when I say this . . .

Colombian women are worth ogling.

[sheik yerbouty]

Reckless eyeballing..

[battlegearboat]

Anyone remember the Mr. Microphone TV commercial?

"Hey good looking, we'll be back to pick you up later!"

[WesternPacific]

Ogling women while talking to your wife on the cell phone could also be very dangerous.

[BobS]

"It might be a slap but she still touched ya!""

Since you got her attention, why not start a conversation?

[battlegearboat]

A pretty girl, is like a melody

First you see her and then

You see her again

A pretty girCRASH!!

[ikka]

Sounds suspiciously like bragging to me. I can only adjust the inside rear view mirror with mine!

I used to open the gas cap when stopping for full-service gas ... oh nevermind.

[Humbug]

She can't help it if she's made that way,
she's not to blame if they look her way,
she ain't really tryin' to cause a scene,
it just comes naturally, lord the girl can't help it.

Well up on Main Street, by the taxi stand,
there's a crowd of people, and a traffic jam,
she don't look back, she ain't doin' nothing' wrong,
Lord have mercy, baby's got her blue jeans on!