Posted on 06/15/2006 1:05:52 PM PDT by Abathar
Anybody know how much more arable land is being created due to global warming?
Oh, sorry, I forgot. We can't use land for such an earth-hurting use such as planting.
Billions of humans and other mammals exhaling will cause the most.....?????? We're doomed, fergit it Dean, fergit it McManiac, fergit it hillary, fergitmit kerry, it's over!!!
"Did I forget anything?"
Ted Kennedy.
Bird flu
You can't focus on just one thing. Even if the earth was warming there is no evidence that people are causing it.
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I'm sure there are a few, but others will contribute. :-)
If you get enough, you could work 'em into some song lyrics, a~la:
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye"
Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye
Um...so? what's the connection? All that stored carbon is NOT going to suddenly be released atmospherically in 2007. Fact is, it's mostly just gonna sit there.
I guess they'll have to rename it "tempofrost".
It won't. Hysterical ignorance.
BTW: What enviros don't notice is that CO2 is plant food - more CO2 means more and happier plants (that's good, right?).
Fire ants!
How did all that Carbon get locked up in the permafrost? I mean how did all those plants grow and animals live in all those permafrost conditions?
You'd almost think it was warmer in Siberia at some point in the past few million years or so (when CO2 levels were supposedly lower than today's record 380 ppm.)
And of course, once the temperature shoots up another degree, the ice caps will melt in a matter of minutes, causing the oceans to rise so fast that millions of people on the coast will be swept away by the floods on their way home from the grocery store... then all THOSE bodies will rot, releasing MORE carbon, and then ALL the ice will melt and the WHOLE WORLD will be under water and all the people will be dead and the problem will be solved. So really, there's nothing to worry about.
Thank you. Glad you pointed out the obvious. Using that reasoning, we should immediately pave over all green areas to prevent release of carbon from anything organic. Jeeez...
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What ever happened to the Killer Bees?
We could just burn it? bwahahahahaha! You are right we are all doomed!
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Wow, the 'Chicken Little Syndrome' hard at work.
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