"...I'm an editorial writer and columnistidiot liberal military-hating, anti-American Marxist whose pathetic community college liberal arts education is the most outstanding and accomplished educational background at the Daytona Beach News-Journal in Florida, which is a community paper we have to give away by the bundleful because people wouldn't accept it from drunks and drug addicts in Cambridge, MA for a single nickel. The name notwithstanding, I'm not French except by education which goes a long way towards explaining my cheese eating surrender-monkey mentality. I'm Arab by ethnicity (ex-Lebanese, to be precise)but that has absolutely NOTHING to do with my slanderous, ignorant villification of men who are putting their lives on the line to protect my right to insult them liberally, Jewish by intellect , (and if Jewish people choke on their food when they hear me say that, I never notice), Catholic by failed conviction (even though the only aspect of that religion I explored was moslesting little boys, and discovered that the small segment of Catholic priests who molest children are pikers compared to Mohammed) , liberal by nature which again, explains my card carrying membership in "The New Castrati", as Rush Limbaugh accurately calls us , and above all (and most gratefully, current presidency excepted), American by choice and nationality, even though I pine for the day other military hating marxist liberals like me can get our hands on the reins of power..."
Great 'editing' FRiend!