I gotta admit. That post is hilarious. That said, I am pretty sure that some clever (and probably pretty stoned) fraternity dudes sitting around a computer sharing a bong made the whole post up just for a laugh. It's a little TOO psycho. A real person resembling this ficticious "Cheche" would (hopefully) just kill herself long before she had any children.
Those fraternity dudes had to be laughing their behinds off.
Everyone knows the most spiritual place in the world is Sedona, Arizona. With its "medicine wheels" and extremely powerful vortexes, it's the best place to communicate with the higher powers that influence our world, plus they've got some really good restaurants. After pawning some things for gas money, we prepared to leave as soon as possible.
After arriving in Sedona, Scooter left to purchase some things he needed, and I prepared for our solemn ritual. I scouted a medicine wheel just outside of town and after sampling its vibrations, selected prayer crystals with matching frequencies. I prepared some peyote (an essential element in advanced religious ceremonies), and donned my Indian prayer shawl. With everything ready, I waited for Scooter.
Just when I was about ready to start without him, Scooter finally showed up. It was obvious he was taking no chances. Somehow he had gotten hold of what appeared to be some sort of Catholic cardinal's outfit or something. He had these flowing robes, a big sash, a bunch of assorted crucifixes, prayer beads, etc, around his neck, and on his head was one of those weird hats like the Pope wears. I noticed Scooter had glued some stuff on top of the hat, including a plastic Buddha and a statue of the Virgin Mary. He had images pinned to his outfit of Sun Myung Moon, Jesus, Pope John Paul, Billy Graham, Gandhi, Benny Hinn, and for some reason, Elvis Presley. I have to admit, I felt safer just being close to him and the energy he was emanating was absolutely incredible!
After downing some peyote, we started walking the wheel and chanting in the sweltering heat. After about an hour, just as I started feeling at one with the universe, I suddenly had a startling awareness that the Devil himself was among us... I intensified my chanting, and rubbed the crystals so hard my fingers cramped, but to no avail. I sensed the evil presence getting closer and closer to me, then suddenly felt his hot breath on my neck and ...
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