[GWB00]

JPOD found this post on the Daily Kos and posted it on the NRO Corner.

Ironically, my son and I cried together when he asked me why President Clinton was too busy getting a hummer in the Oval Office when there were so many terrorist plotting to kill us right here in the United States.

This account really hit home and the memory actually brings back slight tear.

[SkyPilot]

"And then I awoke from this nightmare, relieve, know that I didn't have a daughter. I had that fetus aborted years ago. Whew!

[adorno]

"Honey, I think his boss, Mr. Rove, sent Mr. Bush out of the country in order to keep himself out of the newspapers. You see, he wasn’t sure if he was going to be arrested today or not, and so he planned Mr. Bush’s trip ahead of time just in case...”

Come on now! That post can't be real! Somebody is putting us on.

If somebody really did post that, then it must've been a FReeper trying to stir up trouble at the DailyKos and making them sound dumb. Oh, wait! I almost forgot: those are liberals I'm talking about! They are that dumb! Anyhow, how can anybody be that stupid? For a real person to post that, he/she would have to have an IQ below zero. With an IQ that low, somebody else would've had to do the typing for her/him.

Ok now, come clean. Which right-winger pretended to be posting that DK post?

[Dionysius]

Che-Che -- traitor in training.

[Redleg Duke]

I remember when my 5-year old son asked me, "Daddy, what is a blow job?"

Thanks a lot, Slick!

[badgerlandjim]

For once she had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it's too much, but seeing the strength in my young daughter's voice when she murmured, "Better put some ice on it, Daddy," helped me to get through it.

[norton]

"For the children...."

[popdonnelly]

I call BS. Can these people really be living a life that's like a hyperventilating soap opera? And these are the people who want to run the country and handle our security? They can't even handle the President being out of the country.

Now, be a real man and tell your daughter how President Clinton bombed somebody whenever he got in trouble.

[Xenalyte]

[GretchenM]

What kind of guy uses the screen name of CheChe?

[Mo1]

WOW .. That post sort of reminds me of election night in 2004


BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[epow]

Typical moonbat drama queen nonsense. None of that weepy-eyed schlock dialogue happened of course, and most of the KOS readers probably know it because they make up imaginary scenes like that in their own minds.

But it will still bring tears to the eyes of some moonbats and howls of rage from other moonbats. You have to realize that they live on Fantasy Island where reality is whatever you think it should be.

[TheClintons-STILLAnti-American]

"I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult -"

Yet another commonality between liberalfascists and Islamofascists: Both think they sound so measured and reasonable as they spin their delusions and lies.

[ozzymandus]

Is CheChe so stupid he thinks Bush is not coming back from Iraq?? I really feel sorry for the little girl.

[TheClintons-STILLAnti-American]

"To paraphrase Oscar Wilde: It would take a heart of stone not to laugh at the grief of Little CheChe."

To paraphrase anyone with an ounce of sense: It would take a fool as big a CheChe not to get a good belly laugh over such drivel.

[Txsleuth]

Actually, this sounds like one of those made-up stories that politicians tell all the time...in order to make there point of view sound so important...

[InvisibleChurch]

so how old is this child? i'll bet in her 30s or 40s, a typical stay-at-home pud...

[ChildOfThe60s]

For some odd reason, this brings to mind something that happened over 30 years ago. Some buddies and I were sitting around getting wasted (yes, horrors! wasted!) and we thought it would be funny to write a letter to Penthouse. If you ever read one in those days, you know they were about as realistic sounding as Che Che's post. We just couldn't do it. Even stoned out of our gourds, we just couldn't make up something like that.

This is so absurd, I could almost think it was real (at least real in Che Che's mind).

Anyway, this is a win-win for us. If real, whoa, these people are no longer on the same planet. If not, they are awfully close for this to be so funny.

[Mike Darancette]

There's a kid that will need an awful lot of couch time in later years.

[Soul Seeker]

I saw that one, shook my head in amusement but also felt (if this poster is who they say they are and does have a child and never know) this poor kid is going to be so screwed up with a parent like this.

I liked this one from DU

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x233547

The man shot someone in the face, and the person he shot apologized, fercripessake! The hell with Teflon, I want my next frypan to be lined with Republican! --- Nothing sticks to these people. Nothing.

That one was pure enjoyment. LOL

[xp38]

This brings back memories of the Grandfather Twilight endorsement of Dennis Kucinich for President thread http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1055474/posts