Mexicans Doing Jobs Americans Don't Want: Kicking Iranian Butt! Posted on 06/12/2006 6:21:51 PM PDT by speakerofthefreep
Mexicans Doing Jobs Americans Don't Want: Kicking Iranian Butt!
With their exciting 3-1 victory over Iran in the World Cup Sunday, the Mexican national team unwittingly breathed new life into President Bush's amnesty plan, fictitiously called immigration reform.
How so?
Well, those Mexican fellows proved skilled at kicking Iranian butt----at least on the soccer field.
And it's not too much a stretch to assume that that skill set---kicking Iranian butt---is also prevalent among the 20 million or so illegal squatters now in America.
President Bush should seize the initiative and use his 'Bully Pulpit' to broker a deal with congress including the following features:
*Grant amnesty to all healthy(draftable) Mexican males between the ages of 17-30
*Draft said new citizens into the US infantry immediately
*Deploy same recruits to Iraq and in readiness for invading Iran
*Deploy GIs replaced by new recruits in Iraq to the US-Mexico border
This plan has several positive advantages:
*Illegal aliens would begin massive self-deportation back to Mexico
*Mexicans still in Mexico, but considering invading the US, would think twice
*National Guard forces would be free from guarding US border
*US military force in Iraq would be strengthened, improving chances of US actually winning the war
*Iranian's nutcase president would be put on notice that the US has millions of troops with the genetic stuff proven effective against Iranians on the 'field' of battle.
*After Sunday's shellacking at the hands of the Mexicans, Ahmadinejad will be in no mood to take on Chicanos with rifles!
There you go, GW: Solve the illegal immigration crisis, the quagmire in Iraq, the unsettled mess in Iran AND score political points with the American public for securing the border.
All in one bold step.
Now that Yankee ingenuity has gifted you with a way out, what are you waiting for, Mr. President?
Oh boy.
But they can kick a ball around real good!
Now that there's funny, I don't care who you are!
Or Iran kicks the ball around real bad!
In this case, it's doing a job Americans (probably) can't do. Judging by today's performance (against the Czech Republic), we look like we'd have a difficult time beating the U.S. women's team.
Welcome to FR.
Iran is having issues at home.
They want, according to the one sign, "Unclear energy".
lol....oil's about as unclear as it gets.
And we were a mere five hundred thirty-seven perilous votes away from President Al Gore. If the Florida Freepers on this board would have stayed home that fateful November day, then.... Let's just say, may Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador lose on 2 July, or we'll have Mexicans running for the border like never before.
What?
FIFA set up the matches in such a way that the US team can't possibly meet the Iranian team until the semifinals. As it is, the US has its work cut out for it to make it to the second round (the top two teams in each group of four countries advances, and right now Italy and the Czech Republic both have wins in Group E). The first- and second-place teams in Group E will meet the second- and first-place teams in Group F (which consists of Australia, Brazil, Croatia, and Japan).
Soccer, a game my daughter plays.
"They want, according to the one sign, "Unclear energy"
Is that anything similar to Nukklar energy?
Something like that, yes.
LOL!
Wait a minute, Americans do want that job. :)
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