[princess leah]

Was he conducting a "shotgun wedding ceremony"?

[Gaffer]

Wife comes home from work, can't find hubby. After searching frantically for half an hour, she hears sobbing from the basement. Hubby is curled in a ball in one corner crying. "What's wrong, Honey?"

"Remember when your daddy caught us together and said he'd have me jailed for statutory rape if I didn't marry you?"

"Well, yes, I remember but why are you crying?"

"Tomorrow is our 20th wedding anniversay, and I would have been released from jail then" (sobbing sobbing, sobbing....)