lol! It may have to be put on hold. Word on the street is Streisand is coming out of retirement to hold a benefit concert for BOOMIA. She's calling it BOOMIA DIVA FEVA. I'll get back to you if I hear any more.;)
You've crushed me, you really have. You'd cast Barbra Streisand in "BOOMIA vs the Fire Ants"?! The audience would be cheering for the fire ants!
But not to worry, we can use BOOMIA in a seminar envirnoment and get rich off this.
Here's what we do: BOOMIA is now a recovering Myrmecophobiac. It's an 6 step program, of course, because ants don't have 12 legs.
We can pattern it off of other myrmecophobiac seminars, but they don't have our BOOMIA as their prime success example. We'll have to put a hitch on his tailer and drag him around to the seminars, but it'll be worth it.
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