[xJones]

Word on the street is Streisand is coming out of retirement to hold a benefit concert for BOOMIA. She's calling it BOOMIA DIVA FEVA. I'll get back to you if I hear any more.

You've crushed me, you really have. You'd cast Barbra Streisand in "BOOMIA vs the Fire Ants"?! The audience would be cheering for the fire ants!

But not to worry, we can use BOOMIA in a seminar envirnoment and get rich off this.

Here's what we do: BOOMIA is now a recovering Myrmecophobiac. It's an 6 step program, of course, because ants don't have 12 legs.

We can pattern it off of other myrmecophobiac seminars, but they don't have our BOOMIA as their prime success example. We'll have to put a hitch on his tailer and drag him around to the seminars, but it'll be worth it.

Just read this part:

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You're lucky you have me for the brains in this business.

[small voice in the wilderness]

LMAO!! You've really done your homework, haven't you?! I think you're on to something here. BOOMIA Rants on Ants: The first installment. Whatdoyathink? BOOMIA Ant Farm kits, complete with Kyoto Treaty pledge cards and Love Me, Love My Ants transfer sheets. We could be busier than, well, a pack of ants at a picnic. Get back to me. And *ping* BOOMIA. I've forgotten his real fake name!