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Hareega
http://hareega.blogspot.com/2006/06/ten-reasons-why-zarqawi-cannot-watch.html
Ten reasons why Zarqawi cannot watch the World Cup
Those are my ten reasons why Zarqawi can't watch the world cup, hope you'll all be able to watch it!
hareega
1- Al Qaeda doesn't have a soccer team.
2- Watching TV is a sin, watching uncovered legs of men is a bigger sin.
3- He's afraid to lose concentrations when he sees the hot Brazilian chicks cheering for their team.
4- He doesn't have ART.
5- He might get really confused who to cheer for if the US played England in the quarter-finals.
6- He wouldn't tell if the fans painting their faces with colors are some of his men in camouflage.
7- He hates wathcing infidel teams winning antyhing.
8- He's angry the FIFA refused to use the heads of his victims as balls in the tournament.
9- He's afraid of division among his men on who is the sexiest player in the Italian team.
10- Good reason: he's D-E-A-D.
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11. Baby goats, dressed in leopard skin print undies and wearing Jackie O's are not granted seats in the stadium.