"Just don't tell them about the trained mosquitoes or the 'special' cockroaches."
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You think you are kidding.
I read that there is real research going on in that area not in trainig mosquitos, but using them to deliver viewing and listening devices.
Actually, I wasn't kidding either.
There are some trained insects, supposedly, that have been used to carry cameras into insurgent camps, etc.
Hey, if they used trained dolphins to help rid the Iraqi coastal waters of mines, they certainly have research and development in other areas.