What does his MYSPACE profile say?
"What does his MYSPACE profile say?"
He likes long walks in the park, cheese steaks and enjoys a good Ludlum novel. He is looking for 72 virgins who won't drive him crazy. He prefers the AK to the AR, The RPG to the Law and aspires to one day blow himself up in the throes of lovemaking with a ewe named Clara.
He likes long walks with his camel. He had to murder his sister and mother for various violations and he drives a red and white Volvo. He is a skilled bomb maker, having blown off only one hand in many hours of bomb construction.
He admires Mullah Omar and he continues to keep an eye out for him. For relaxation, he hides out in his spider hole and networks with all his friends who elected him to this exalted post he now commands.