Zarqawi Survived Air Strike, Died Shortly After

American Forces Press Service ^ | Steven Donald Smith

[SandRat]

The Tale of Taking out the Z-man from the Pentagon

[goldstategop]

I have said I would have cut off his head - and burning him to a fried crispy critter would have completed his ordeal. Such a savage butcher of innocents should not have been allowed to die in peace. Its the principle, stupid - ZARQAWI SHOULD PAY!

(Denny Crane: "Every one should carry a gun strapped to their waist. We need more - not less guns.")

[pcottraux]

Good. Sounds like it was slow and painful for him.

[edpc]

It is not yet clear how Zarqawi might have survived F-16 fighter jets dropping two 500-pound bombs on his safe house.

He was somewhat protected, since he's had his head up his @$$ for awhile.

[Grampa Dave]

A quick Summary of Z Pig's last day and what his replacements will face:

Monster betrayed by closest allies (Zarqawi location tipped off by captured deputies) {Why the libs don't want WOT prisoners questioned!}

"Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey...!"

Hi. My name is Abu Boohoo Zarqawi and I'm dead now.

Happy Iraqis celebrate the death of Z Pig:

Some more. "What is good for Americans and Iraqis, is bad for Democrats..."

When the Z Pig entered hell, he found out that his 72 virgins were clones of Helen Thomas. They are having their way with him now.

Which al Qaeda Son of a pig wants to be the next Z Pig? We will find your "Safe House" and send you to hell to be with the original Z pig! Your 72 Helen Thomas Virgins are waiting for you.

No Problem! Here comes your Bomb!

Z Pig replacements! Enjoy your eternity in hell with your special 72 virgins!

Some more. "What is good for Americans and Iraqis, is bad for Democrats..."

[Redcloak]

I would guess that having his internal organs turned into Jello by the shock waves must have hurt like hell.

[Eclectica]

Wherever Zarqawi is buried, Al Qaida may want to dig him up for a martyr's gravesite elsewhere.

The casket should get a motion sensor.

[SandRat]

Just remember that he said Americans would never take him alive and what was the last sight he had before he went to be Satan's sex toy? That he was in custody of the Americans and he couldn't do anything but keep the appoint with Satan that the Americans had made for him.

[Snoopers-868th]

Does it hurt here? Poke poke. Does it hurt here? Poke poke. Or, does it hurt here? Poke poke. Maybe it is here, that hole in the back of your head? Bang bang!

[VOA]

I'm sure our brave young warriors were too professional for this sort of thing...
so I hope someone Photoshops a "trophy photo" like that one of
the deceased Pablo Escobar.
A photo with a limp Zarqawi with a fat belly spilling over the waistband,
surrounded by tired, but satisfied trackers.

Sure a real photo would be a Geneva Convention violation, but I can dream
about a fake one!

[SandRat]

I heard somewhere that they might want to erect an Outhouse over his grave.

[syriacus]

The final determination for where the body will be sent is still being deliberated, the general said.

I take it to mean AZ will not get the following Sunni burial.

LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT . [sample]

ARTICLE IV: BURIAL ARRANGEMENTS
I ordain that:

1. My body be prepared for burial in keeping with the Sunni (Orthodox) Muslim Law (Shariah),
2. Under no circumstances my body be voluntarily turned over for an autopsy, or embalming or for organ donation.
3. My body be prepared for burial by Sunni (Orthodox) Muslims according to the dictate of Shariah (Sunni Islamic Law). Once the body is prepared for burial there is to be no viewing of my remains...
5. My body may not be transported over any unreasonable distance from the locality of death unless necessitated by the circumstances or consensus of my Muslim family members.
6. My grave ...should face in the direction of the Qiblah (towards the Ka’aba at Makkah, Saudi Arabia).
9. My burial should take place as soon as possible, preferable before sunset on the day of my death or the following day. Under no circumstances should the burial bee [sic] unduly delayed.

[SandRat]

He might get to join one of his heroes - Aldolf Eichmann.

[joem15]

Zarqawi: Hey, Doc, it hurts when I do this.
Doc: Then don't do that.

[ANGGAPO]

He wasn't killed by the bomb blast it was later learned, he looked up and saw that American uniform standing over him.

[MrCruncher]

Terrorist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi

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CORRECTION:

PALESTINIANTerrorist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi

[bmwcyle]

Oh crap I just saved a lot of money on my...aAAAHHHHH

[Mushinronshasan]

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi lay dying on a stretcher. He saw US troops in the room, and gave his last impotent effort to escape. He was returned to his bed, and confined. He looked up and saw the face of a US military serviceman. Although he would not realize it until a few moments later, he was looking into the face of the messenger of God. I am glad he was able to see who killed him before he died.

[Lurker]

I hope his death was excruciatingly painful.

Further I hope the last thing he saw before Satans imps came to drag his soul to Hell were the faces of US Spec Ops guys laughing at his agony.

I also hope our people can scare up an American football to shove into his chest cavity just before they bury him face down, doubled up, with his nasty a**hole pointing towards Mecca.

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