[dfwgator]

They've hired Baghdad Bob as their new PR guy.

[B Knotts]

"I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad."

"I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly."

"We have placed them in a quagmire from which they can never emerge except dead."