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Is it just me or is real life surpassing anything that the onion or scrappleface could ever dream up?
1 posted on 06/08/2006 12:35:47 AM PDT by freepatriot32
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You guys should get a kick out of this :-)

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2 posted on 06/08/2006 12:36:43 AM PDT by freepatriot32 (Holding you head high & voting Libertarian is better then holding your nose and voting republican)
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I have my boys use rock, paper, scissors to settle things as often as possible.


3 posted on 06/08/2006 12:41:20 AM PDT by Ruth A. (we might as well fight in the first ditch as the last)
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This judge knows how to embarass a couple of idiot attorneys.
5 posted on 06/08/2006 12:54:15 AM PDT by TheConservator (Confutatis maledictis flammis acribus addictis. . . .)
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To: freepatriot32

Hey, here in Nevada it's the law that you settle a tied election with a deck of cards -- high card drawn wins.


6 posted on 06/08/2006 12:56:57 AM PDT by JennysCool (Roll out the Canarble Wagon!)
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9 posted on 06/08/2006 1:12:04 AM PDT by Gondring (If "Conservatives" now wants to "conserve" our Constitution away, then I must be a Preservative!)
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To: freepatriot32

Once again proving that truth is stranger than fiction. You simply can't make this stuff up.

When a federal court judge makes a ruling that minimalizes and mocks the court system, perhaps it's an indication that we can do with fewer courts and fewer idiot judges!!


11 posted on 06/08/2006 4:08:43 AM PDT by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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To: freepatriot32

Lawyers should settle disputes by dueling at dawn.


13 posted on 06/08/2006 4:28:22 AM PDT by mtbopfuyn (I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
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LOL. Sounds like the lawyers were acting likes bratty kids, so the judge treated them like bratty kids.


17 posted on 06/08/2006 5:26:33 AM PDT by Samwise (All that is needed for evil to triumph is that good men do nothing.)
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To: freepatriot32
It ain't just you, FRiend.
20 posted on 06/08/2006 6:06:33 AM PDT by Old Student (WRM, MSgt, USAF(Ret.))
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"We will make sure that rock, paper scissors is not made a mockery by the legal system. When people take rock, paper, scissors into their own hands, mayhem can occur," he said.

ROTFLMBO!!! What a wise-ass!

22 posted on 06/08/2006 7:20:43 AM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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We have this in Washington, DC all the time. Some kid stabs another kids with scissors. The victim's parents say the kid should be sent off for life to break up rocks. Then the whole thing gets papered over and the kid is back in school the next day.


25 posted on 06/08/2006 10:16:18 AM PDT by Our man in washington
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As long as the federal government is in charge of dispensing the arbitration, they should complicate matters as usual by upgrading Rock, Papers, Scissors to RPS-25.
26 posted on 06/09/2006 7:25:28 AM PDT by Quark2005 (Confidence follows from consilience.)
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