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Pettersson constant at bizarre Memorial (sixth hole mistaken for port o potty)
Lexington Herald-Leader ^ | 6/4/6 | AP

Posted on 06/06/2006 1:59:59 PM PDT by CharlieOK1

One day later, not much changed at the Memorial. Carl Pettersson had a one-shot lead, storm clouds gathered and players trudged off Muirfield Village in Dublin, Ohio, knowing they would have to resume the third round at the crack of dawn.

But yesterday was far from an ordinary day.

Two players who had been disqualified Friday evening for leaving the course before play was suspended were allowed back into the tournament when officials decided they were given bad information.

Jay Haas, the 52-year-old Senior PGA champion, played 33 holes because of the rain delays, tying a PGA Tour record by making his 590th career cut, then shooting an even-par 72 in the afternoon.

The hole location on the sixth hole changed in the middle of the second round when someone defecated in the cup overnight.

Kentuckian Steve Flesch, who held the lead after the first round, fell to 11 over par through 16 holes after posting two double bogeys, eight bogeys and one birdie.

With nothing to lose, big-hitting Bubba Watson gave the gallery something to remember. He pulled out his pink-shafted driver on the 363-yard 14th hole and drove the green, a 352-yard drive that left fans stunned.

(Excerpt) Read more at kentucky.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: golf; hole; pettersson
durn drunken golf hooligans ;)
1 posted on 06/06/2006 2:00:03 PM PDT by CharlieOK1
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To: CharlieOK1

A Hole in One!


2 posted on 06/06/2006 2:03:42 PM PDT by H. Paul Pressler IV
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To: CharlieOK1

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


3 posted on 06/06/2006 2:05:23 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ("Don't touch that thing")
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To: H. Paul Pressler IV

That would be A hole on 6!


4 posted on 06/06/2006 2:07:03 PM PDT by grammarman
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To: CharlieOK1

Maybe it was a s*** shot.


5 posted on 06/06/2006 2:07:12 PM PDT by thesharkboy
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To: CharlieOK1
big-hitting Bubba Watson gave the gallery something to remember. He pulled out his pink-shafted driver on the 363-yard 14th hole and drove the green, a 352-yard drive that left fans stunned.

Dang.

6 posted on 06/06/2006 2:08:24 PM PDT by Skooz (Chastity prays for me, piety sings...Modesty hides my thighs in her wings...)
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To: CharlieOK1

I don't think the Rules of Golf cover that one. Closest I could think of would be a man-made obstruction, but that applies to the point at which you strike the ball, not the point where the ball winds up.


7 posted on 06/06/2006 2:28:28 PM PDT by blau993
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To: CharlieOK1

Don't they call that a "squishy"?


8 posted on 06/06/2006 2:28:51 PM PDT by taxesareforever (Never forget Matt Maupin)
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To: CharlieOK1
He pulled out his pink-shafted driver

Right in front of the CROWD????

9 posted on 06/06/2006 3:29:43 PM PDT by IronJack
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To: CharlieOK1

Someone keep Ted Kennedy off the golf course at night - sheesh.


10 posted on 06/06/2006 3:58:06 PM PDT by hometoroost (TSA = Thousands Standing Around)
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To: CharlieOK1

A lot of groundskeepers are illegal aliens. Just a thought. [smirk]


11 posted on 06/06/2006 3:59:49 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: CharlieOK1

How was my gold game? S#!tty!


12 posted on 06/06/2006 4:56:22 PM PDT by Doc-Joe
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To: CharlieOK1

How was my golf game? S#!tty!


13 posted on 06/06/2006 4:56:31 PM PDT by Doc-Joe
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To: Doc-Joe

I wish I could edit so everybody couldn't tell that I had retarded fingers.


14 posted on 06/06/2006 4:57:10 PM PDT by Doc-Joe
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