Let me guess.... they picked the 77 'bluest' theater demographics in the country. Wake me up when they try it with 2000 or 3000+ screens and then we'll see if anyone cares.
"Top Ten Surprises in Al Gore's Global
Warming Movie"
From the June 5 Late Show with David Letterman, the "Top Ten Surprises in Al Gore's Global Warming Movie." Late Show home page: www.cbs.com
10. The role of Al Gore was played by Bruce Willis
9. During summer months, Al and Tipper host nude barbecues
8. Hilarious outtake of Al Gore saying, "Wobal Glarming"
7. It's a musical
6. Refers to Arizona as being "Hotter than Tipper's ass"
5. Claims global warming melted Kenny Rogers' face
4. Blames the crisis on a creepy Albino
3. The scientist who supports all his claims is Al Gore in a mustache
2. Best solution is to contribute heavily to Gore-In-2008.com
1. It felt longer than the Florida recount
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