i think they call it smart car becuase you keep saying to yourself
i cannot belive i was that stupid to buy this
and your friends ask you why did you buy that thing,
and you say, well i was smart, very smart
"I parked it in my shed, where there's no space for my Hummer. Yowza, you wouldn't believe this baby til you bug your eyes on it! Its really smart!" (doubling over in hard laughter)