Police photograph robber's knife as evidence during botched bank robbery.
1 posted on
06/03/2006 10:55:24 PM PDT by
sully777
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2 posted on
06/03/2006 10:57:29 PM PDT by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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3 posted on
06/03/2006 10:57:37 PM PDT by
kinoxi
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Police arrested the man for illegal possession of a weapon.He's already been punished: A life sentence of Stupid.
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4 posted on
06/03/2006 11:03:14 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
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To: sully777
Sounds like something that should have happened in Mayberry with Barney the arresting officer.
6 posted on
06/03/2006 11:04:07 PM PDT by
jazusamo
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To: sully777
58 years old, unemployed... stabbed himself with his own knife... not in a struggle either.
I wonder if Darwin's survival of the fittest was too late, and this guy has offspring running around.
7 posted on
06/03/2006 11:04:51 PM PDT by
coconutt2000
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To: sully777
I dunno, maybe I'm reading between the lines too much here.
This is a "58-year-old unemployed man."
Sounds like someone who just got laid off from his "guaranteed for a lifetime" job and has no idea what to do now.
12 posted on
06/03/2006 11:08:47 PM PDT by
decal
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To: sully777
A would-be Japanese bank robber asked staff how he should carry out the crime before meekly obeying a request to leave and then accidentally stabbing himself in the leg with a knife he was carrying.Looks like Sean Penn's fallen on hard times.
14 posted on
06/03/2006 11:16:23 PM PDT by
Darkwolf377
(All Hail Buah The Wasp Killer!!!!!)
To: sully777
Hey! Something Americans are definitely better than the Japanese at!
To: sully777
This sounds like something out of "Monty Python":
Learning Japanese == Lesson 14 "The Bank Robbery"
Man: I would like to rob the bank.
Teller: I'm sorry sir, but I haven't completed the bank's robbery training. I wouldn't know how to fill out the paperwork, so I'm afraid I can't help.
Man: I see. Is there someone else that can help me rob the bank?
Teller: Mr. Sato has completed the training, but he is away on a vacation to Hokkaido.
Man: Do you know when he will be back?
Teller: He should be back next week. You could leave a note and he'll call you when he returns.
Man: I guess that would be alright.
Teller: We also have this brochure you might want to read. It is produced by the ministry of fisheries, ice hockey and bank robberies.
Man: Thank you very much. Oh. Do you know if I will need a gun or a bomb for the robbery? All I have is this rusty old sushi knife.
Teller: I'm sure that will be fine as long as it can cut.
MAN WALKS IN IN A SCUBA SUIT (This is Monty Python after all)
25 posted on
06/04/2006 12:04:44 AM PDT by
farfromhome
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To: sully777
Most criminals and would-be criminals are not masterminds; they are exceptionally stupid and lacking in common sense. Perhaps this is why they were attracted to crime in the first place. This is a prime example.
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28 posted on
06/08/2006 2:40:31 PM PDT by
G. Stolyarov II
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