[Stoat]

I'm surprised there are any black Zimbabweans born, given the number who come to this country and suddenly discover they're gay.

Have you found that this is a popular ploy that illegals use to stay in the U.K.?

[English Nationalist]

For Zimbabweans, it apparently is. As well as my personal favourite, being granted asylum because the act of claiming asylum puts them at risk if they're deported.