"Selling my liver, let's open bidding at 1 dollar...do I hear one? One??"
I was going to reply with "we have a winner!" but then I read Isthisnickcool's caption. Dang, they both made me laugh. I think we have a tie!
"I DROPPED A BLOND IN THE POND, AND GOT AWAY WITH IT.
CAN YOU TOP THAT ?
"You and I know the heartbreak of watching the bartender dump the spill tray.