Do you know who he is? Just our Senator (John Kerry Bash)

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41 posted on 06/02/2006 3:03:03 AM PDT by E.G.C.

I believe that Kerry's latest attack on the Swift Boat Vets for Truth is a favor to John McCain.

My guess is that the SBV are going to hit McC on the MIA/POW issue.

42 posted on 06/02/2006 4:39:57 AM PDT by OldFriend (I Pledge Allegiance to the Flag.....and My Heart to the Soldier Who Protects It.)

"Do you know who I am?"

"Yeah, now get the F out of my way."

43 posted on 06/02/2006 4:44:39 AM PDT by metesky ("Brethren, leave us go amongst them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers)

Sure Kerry's likely to lose, but if you're in the top three contenders, it's still worth running. You never know when the front-runner is going to have a Dean scream or a Dukakis tank ride.

44 posted on 06/02/2006 4:54:23 AM PDT by Aquinasfan (When you find "Sola Scriptura" in the Bible, let me know)

"Where can I get me a hunting license?"

45 posted on 06/02/2006 4:57:23 AM PDT by Aquinasfan (When you find "Sola Scriptura" in the Bible, let me know)

Hunt's been on Howie's show a couple of times... Hunt likes him and busts his balz for being... 'well-off'. Hunt sounds like a guy you'd like to bullsh_t with over a couple of beers... and he IS funny.

46 posted on 06/02/2006 5:09:10 AM PDT by johnny7 (“And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda... what's Fonzie like?!”)

yep to all of that! :)

47 posted on 06/02/2006 6:37:24 AM PDT by Echo Talon

Thanks for the ping!

48 posted on 06/02/2006 6:49:40 AM PDT by Alamo-Girl

49 posted on 06/02/2006 7:21:19 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.)

you can buy it at the site I believe.

50 posted on 06/02/2006 9:03:33 AM PDT by gidget7 (PC is the huge rock, behind which lies hide!)

51 posted on 06/02/2006 10:12:53 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (There's a dwindling market for Marxist homosexual lunatic wet dreams posing as journalism)

To: CyberAnt; ASA Vet; Squantos

Thanks for posting this. I have often wondered what our world and country would be like if Kerry had been arrested for Treason and Ted Kennedy, his mentor had been arrested for sedition, and both had been tried and found guilty in 1971, Then both were hung and left on permanent hanging trees to rot outside the entrance to Congress.

52 posted on 06/02/2006 10:17:19 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (There's a dwindling market for Marxist homosexual lunatic wet dreams posing as journalism)

53 posted on 06/02/2006 10:27:16 AM PDT by HighWheeler (Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry)

To: Seadog Bytes

Thanks Seadog Bytes

"John Kerry went hunting today. He said he killed a goose. He didn't bring Teresa along because he was a little rusty and he was afraid he might kill the goose that laid the golden egg." --Jay Leno
"John Kerry met with the AARP. They were having their convention. He gave a speech, then Kerry introduced his retirement plan — his wife, Teresa." —Jay Leno
"In an interview in Harper's Bazaar, Teresa Heinz Kerry said she doesn't much care for the title 'first lady.' You know the way the campaign is going, I think you'll be OK. You got nothing to worry about." —Jay Leno
"Teresa Heinz Kerry said today that only an idiot would fail to support her husband's healthcare plan. See I'm confused, I thought she was John Kerry's healthcare plan. And his economic plan, and his retirement plan. Am I wrong?" —Jay Leno
"Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge said in a press conference that several of our major financial institutions are in danger of being hit by terrorists. When John Kerry heard about this, he immediately placed Teresa Heinz Kerry in an undisclosed location." —Jay Leno
"Teresa Heinz Kerry has a book coming out. I believe it's called 'It takes a villa.'" —David Letterman
"We're learning more and more about potential first lady Teresa Heinz Kerry. Very well educated woman. Did you know that? In fact she can say 'shove it' in five different languages." —Jay Leno
"As you know Teresa Heinz Kerry has been taking criticism for telling a reporter to 'shove it' the other day ... Can you blame Teresa Heinz Kerry, really? I mean what's the point of having a billion dollars if you can't tell someone to 'shove it'?" —Jay Leno
"Teresa Heinz is on the cover of Newsweek magazine. John Kerry said he first noticed her when she was on the cover of another magazine, Fortune." —Jay Leno
"John Kerry's wife Teresa Heinz is on the cover of Newsweek magazine this week and they said that if he is elected president, she will be the oldest first lady in American history. But that doesn't bother John Kerry, he said, 'To me, she looks like a million bucks'" —Jay Leno
"In his big victory speech last night, Senator Kerry said that he wanted to defeat George Bush and the 'economy of privilege.' Then he hugged his wife, Teresa, heir to the multi-million dollar Heinz food fortune." —Jay Leno

54 posted on 06/02/2006 10:58:18 AM PDT by Smartass (Vaya con Dios - And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets)

To: Smartass; HighWheeler

great pic and jokes!

55 posted on 06/02/2006 1:30:12 PM PDT by bitt ("guests, particularly uninvited ones, are not in a position to make demands...")

To: Kenny Bunk; devolve

56 posted on 06/02/2006 2:00:25 PM PDT by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)

To: Seadog Bytes; devolve; ntnychik; PhilDragoo; Smartass; bitt

57 posted on 06/02/2006 2:13:03 PM PDT by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)

I wish the President would answer these slobs that have the NERVE to criticize him every day, those calling the PRESIDENT a liar, a cheat, a murderer...they're insane besides disrepectful...

58 posted on 06/02/2006 2:16:38 PM PDT by bitt ("guests, particularly uninvited ones, are not in a position to make demands...")

To: AirForceBrat23

John Kerry isn't the only one who doesn't like to wait his turn...

My parents once went to dinner at an Italian restaurant in London. The restaurant has no formal dress code, but people are expected to dress nicely, as it is quite a nice restaurant; my father was taking my mother there as a surprise.

Who should be there but Bill Clinton and James Carville. They were wearing jeans, Bill was smoking a cigar (which is a no-no in that restaurant) and their coterie were loud and making a mess of the atmosphere. The restaurant felt obliged to apologise to my parents and the other patrons.

Discipline, tradition, order, decorum - mean absolutely nothing to these narcissists.

Regards, Ivan

59 posted on 06/02/2006 2:23:50 PM PDT by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)

To: bitt; devolve

I wish the President would answer these slobs that have the NERVE to criticize him every day

That's something I've wished all along but many thought it was better for HIM not to speak out??

Maybe if he had spoke out from the beginning they wouldn't have been so quick to jump on him over and over. No way to know now!

60 posted on 06/02/2006 2:32:17 PM PDT by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)

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