Dubya, dubya, dubya dotcon

The Bulletin (ninemsn.com) ^ | 6/1/2006 | Tim Blair

[knuthom]

Before you go off on this, please notice the part in italics:
"Write something about how bad Bush is," demand various readers. Consider it done. Here's the official crazy-lefty presidential chronology, in which all assertions are false

It would be even funnier if there weren't so many people who actually believe all this.

[wizardoz]

What ever happened to that massive pipeline through Afghanistan, anyway? And whatever happened to the cheap gas we were going to get by stealing Iraqi oil, which was the only reason to invade in the first place?

[RBroadfoot]

It's pretty good, but I'm disappointed that it doesn't mention Halliburton.

[rwa265]

bttt

This is hilarious!

for example:

"Bush unilaterally invades Iraq. With support from British and Australian troops, among others, which is pretty sneaky for a unilateralist."

[Rapscallion]

How childish.

[cryptomc]

December 2000: Amazed email recipients learn that 16th-century prophet Nostradamus predicted 2000 would see “the village idiot ... come forth to be acclaimed the leader in the home of greatest power”.

Seems to me this more aptly describes Al Gore. After all aren't they still proclaiming that he was the elected leader ? :-)

[BenLurkin]

“The problem with the French is that they don’t have a word for entrepreneur.”

Well...

[ravingnutter]

What is really not funny is that these people actually vote.

[avacado]

Yep, unfortunately people actually believe that about Bush. I love the Katrina spin you posted. I called my liberals friends after Katrina and that is the exact ear full that they gave me. And these are supposed to be intelligent people.

The Bush-hating has almost turned into a comedy of stupidity.

[rwa265]

That would come under "Write something about how bad Cheney is." :-)

[dead]

and racist officials who stopped blacks from voting.

They used lions at at least one Florida polling place. Lions to scare away the black voters.

I read about it on DU.

[xp38]

Thats because the writer got paid off by Haliburton. :)

[cryptomc]

They used lions at at least one Florida polling place. Lions to scare away the black voters. I read about it on DU.

I actually heard they had the audacity to ask for identification before letting them vote !!! :-)

[xp38]

Come on....The Detroit Lions don't scare anyone.

[mnehring]

Missed one:
2010- The New World Order is finally made public with the creation of the new North American Continent Union headed by Dictator Bush, his new Trilateral Commission composed of CFR members, the Buildabergers, and the Skull and Bones. Spanish is officially declared the national language and anyone from the former nation-state of Mexico is given affirmative action in the USA-State system.

Oh wait.. that is one I read here often..

[ChuxsterS]

Funny - but they left out a few:

While the planes flew into the trade center, Bush was sitting around reading with children holding his book upside down, then sat around for 10 whole minutes paralyzed with shock after he was told of the attack on the second tower. Wwhy he was in shock when he was secretly behind the "terrorist attacks" I don't know, but logical consistency isn't a high priority with the rabid left wing.

After the attacks, the cowardly Bush flew Air Force One to an airbase in Omaha or someplace rather than bravely rushing back to DC to take charge.

Bush and Rove were secretly behind the plane crash that killed Paul Wellstone. I read it on DU.

Bush may have had a hand in the disintigration of the shuttle Columbia... I also read that on DU.

[isthisnickcool]

They used lions at at least one Florida polling place. Lions to scare away the black voters.

FROM DU: Initally in Florida the Republicans tried alligators but they didn't work. At first it was thought that black voters had some genetic predisposition that allowed them to easily outmaneuver the alligators. Studies eventually found that the black voters, unlike the white voters, would see an alligator and then simply walk away from it.

Unfortunately, because of this failed Republican idea (by Karl Rove) to have alligators eat black voters the alligator population has grown significantly in Florida. And since the white voters, especially women joggers, will walk right up to the alligator and try to pet them the alligators have been eating a lot of white Florida voters recently. These deaths, of course, are Bushes fault.

[Lekker 1]

I got quite a few chuckles out of this...and today is shaping up to be mostly chuckle-less at work. Good job.

[shiva]

LOL!!!

[SuziQ]

I'm disappointed that it doesn't mention Halliburton.

That'll be on the list about Cheney!