But I've never shot one of them............
Nor have I, but I knocked three teeth out of the mouth of one that put his filthy stinking hands on me after I refused to show him how much cash I had on my person.
The altercation occurred at a self-serve gas station and lasted about 3 minutes and ended when I pulled my .45 from behind my back and decided to slap him in the mouth with it, instead of pulling the trigger.
He went down like a poleaxed steer and started whining.
The responding police officer took my info with a smile on his face the whole time.
The responding medics couldn't stop smiling, either. One of them even came over to show me the one tooth the POS didn't swallow.
Apparently, the POS was well known and everbody was thankful he finally got put in his place.
I received notification from the Jefferson County DA that no action would be taken against me, and by the way, did I wish to persue attempted robbery charges?
The POS apparently had a .25 auto in his sock at the time and even though I never saw it, it still qualified as a robbery attempt.
I declined charges, the guy's probation officer violated him and as far as I know, he's now reposing in the state pen, where he should have been all along.
I assume the state will spring for some teeth.
I could care less.
However, the small scrape on the slide of my 1911 has developed rust.
Gun AIDS, maybe?