Gawd, shoot me now!
Al Gore has displayed so many moments of questionable sanity since he lost the 2000 election (and he DID lose, contrary to what the Moron.Org moonbats and other far left 'Rat freakazoids will tell you), all the GOP has to do is to select the best of the Gore shriek fests, and that alone will scare the American voters into voting NO to Gore.
Again.
After 9/11, there was absolutely NO chorus of people from either end of the political spectrum saying "gosh, I sure wish President Al Gore was responding to this attack on American soil", and even now you won't hear much (if any) of that nonsense.
Plus, in a practical sense - Al Gore might not want to be meeting Vince Foster for a nostalgic "remember when" party any time soon.
Nice job, if you can get it (Dick Morris'!)
GORE IS A BORE!!!!!!!!!
I tried to read his book, "Off with their Heads". He spent the entire first chapter shredding the NYT, then at the end he mention he still reads it. That was enough for me.
There is no way Al Gore could ever be elected on the national scene again. Hannity's sound bites are plenty to keep that guy relegated to preaching to his lefty choir.
So who will it be, Dick? Hillary or Gore? Make up your dang mind.
Dick also thinks that toe-sucking is real sex.
Two or three months ago Dickie was on Fox almost every other night saying Hillary had it locked up and no other dems were even on the radar. This guy comes out every few months with a spin that totally contradicts the spin he was selling three months ago.
It'll be somebody we don't like, fer shore!
I heard that, but it's a laughable premise. (Why didn't O'Reilly call him on it?) All it will take for a Republican candidate to win is to replay (over and over) all his wild, crazy, utterly insane rantings--along with a few choice quotes from his 2000 campaign (like inventing the internet). Only Cindy Sheehan, Michael Moore, and DUers would vote for this nut.
Didn't Big Al the Environments Pal say in his book 20 years ago, that gasoline should cost $10 a gal? Ought to be pretty easy to spread that little tidbit around if he tries to promise lower priced fuel.
Yea .. he'll lower gas prices just like Jimmy Cater did
Dick. Dick. If your boy Al-Gore promises lower gas prices, the Republicans will counter with free tickets to Al-Gore's movie, "An Incoherent Spoof." Come on Dick. You can do better than that.
Is he sucking unclean toes these days?
Here is why I know algore can't win.
Since 2,000, algore has repeatedly assumed the bafoon persona. He hasn't done his image any good and people see him as someone who may not be dealing with a full deck.
I'm being series here.
2) The Reagan Democrats who voted for Reagan and Bush in 04 did so because both Republicans promised to cut taxes. They'll vote for Gore...according to Morris...because he'll promise to lower gas prices.
3) He thinks the fact that Gore carried the popular vote in 2000 still means something.
1.1) People should associate foreign oil with idiotic environmental policies and strong-arm labor tactics.
2.1) Gore, the sworn enemy of the internal combustion engine, is going to lower gas prices? I doubt it.
3.1) Since 2000, Gore has exposed himself as a bullet we barely dodged.