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THE GREAT US ANEKDOT (mods greatly awake, beebers 2 stuned 4 actions)
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| MAY 30, 2006
| NURYADI WULANTORO
Posted on 05/30/2006 8:43:38 AM PDT by selang
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HILLARY CLINTON vs CONDOLEEZA RICE, There are two beautiful ladys who would compete to become as US President 2008. There are Hillary Rodham Clinton and Condoleeza Rice. Someday they met a place and make dialog seriously. Here is the conversation.
Condoleeza Rice : " My darling Hillary, just come home. Be a good wife. Mr. Clinton really need your sexy mouth. Don't let Monica do it again. I'll teach you something. Take this banana to train you ! "
Hillary R.Clinton : " Thank you very much, Condi. But, do not dream higher. The White House for white only. It is not for Qeen Kong make nest. Back to Black, Condi. That is your world "
GEORGE W. BUSH vs MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD, US President George W. Bush and Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad met to talk about Iran Nuclear Issue. They involve in hard dialogue and difficult. George W. Bush felt desperate can not make Iran following his rule. He really mad to him.
George W. Bush : "Well, Mr. Mammoth. Bring your tusk in your mouth to the pre-history age. You can break everything in there ! "
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad : " I glad to hear it, Bushman. But I promise I will not walk to Bush. I afraid you can die frosty ! "
Authour : Nuryadi Wulantoro, RT 02 RW 02 Selang, Kebumen 54314, Indonesia, Mobilephone : +62 8157949827
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posted on
05/30/2006 8:43:40 AM PDT
by
selang
To: selang
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posted on
05/30/2006 8:44:47 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(I just love that woman.)
To: selang
Where should I send you my bank account information so that you can forward me the $40 million dollars?
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posted on
05/30/2006 8:45:26 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: selang
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posted on
05/30/2006 8:45:30 AM PDT
by
eyespysomething
(Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.)
To: selang
Two beautiful ladies? Condi and who?...........
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posted on
05/30/2006 8:45:40 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Liberals ignore criminal behavior, reward sloth and revere incompetence...........)
To: selang
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posted on
05/30/2006 8:45:42 AM PDT
by
Coyoteman
(Stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death--Heinlein)
To: dighton
Ping for your "unusual English" list.
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posted on
05/30/2006 8:45:54 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(I just love that woman.)
To: selang; Darksheare; meowmeow; 4mycountry; Poohbah; Grampa Dave; an amused spectator; dighton; ...
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posted on
05/30/2006 8:46:07 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(Mr. Franklin, what form of customes did you create in Tiajunna? A beeber, Madam, if you can stune it)
To: selang
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posted on
05/30/2006 8:46:17 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Don't mess with Texas.)
To: selang
IDIOT ALERT! 10, 9, 8,....ZAP!
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posted on
05/30/2006 8:47:50 AM PDT
by
demkicker
(democrats and terrorists are intimate bedfellows)
To: Petronski
Dumb first post by a Newbie.
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posted on
05/30/2006 8:50:07 AM PDT
by
Diogenesis
(Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum)
To: selang
Hold still. This is going to hurt you a lot more than it's going to hurt me.
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posted on
05/30/2006 8:50:22 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: selang
Wrong on both counts. I'm throwing my hat into the ring along with Crusty T. Klowns.
Do I have your vote, bud?
You can vote here. Send me 25,000 FRNs and I'll be happy to take you to the Maryland DMV.
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posted on
05/30/2006 8:50:31 AM PDT
by
OpusatFR
( ALEA IACTA EST. We have just crossed the Rubicon.)
To: selang
To: selang
Wish this into the cornfield
IBTZAB
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posted on
05/30/2006 8:51:55 AM PDT
by
stylin19a
(There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't)
To: selang
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posted on
05/30/2006 8:52:03 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Thread Hijacker Extraordinaire)
To: Admin Moderator
New title suggestion:
THE GREAT US ANEK-ZOT!
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posted on
05/30/2006 8:52:21 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(I just love that woman.)
To: selang
Language from the planet Zorblot doesn't translate well through Babel Fish, does it?
EYE
BEE
EFF
TEE
ZEE!
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posted on
05/30/2006 8:52:53 AM PDT
by
Kieri
(Dump "Dangerously Incompetent" Debbie, Support Keith Butler for Senate)
To: selang
IBTZ!
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posted on
05/30/2006 8:52:55 AM PDT
by
guitar4jesus
(Black Conservative . . . I think, I vote!)
To: selang
Can't quite figure whether you've forgotten your meds today or overdosed on them.
Not that it matters.
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posted on
05/30/2006 8:52:58 AM PDT
by
LIConFem
(It is by will alone I set my mind in motion...)
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