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Global warming boosts poison ivy (grasping at straws alert!)
Yahoo News via AP ^
 | 5/30/2006
 | AP
Posted on 05/29/2006 3:38:02 PM PDT by DemforBush
WASHINGTON - Another reason to worry about global warming: more and itchier poison ivy. The noxious vine grows faster and bigger as carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere rise, researchers report Monday...
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: climatechange; environment; globalwarming; globalwarmingping; herewegoagain; poisonivy; weredoomed
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    Good grief!
To: DemforBush
    Guess I should be glad it doesn't make me itch. Survival of the fittest.
 
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posted on 
05/29/2006 3:39:34 PM PDT
by 
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
 
To: DemforBush
    poison ivy Lord, will make you itch!
 
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posted on 
05/29/2006 3:40:29 PM PDT
by 
Mike Darancette
(Proud soldier in the American Army of Occupation..)
 
To: DemforBush
    "Global warming boosts poison ivy" ----ROUNDUP DOES'NT!!!
 
To: Mike Darancette
    You're gonna need an ocean 
 
of cal-a-mine lotion! 
 
 
:)
 
To: DemforBush
    Global Warming causes Summer!
 
6
posted on 
05/29/2006 3:41:38 PM PDT
by 
TexasTransplant
(NEMO ME IMPUNE LACESSET)
 
To: DemforBush
    Global warming boosts poison ivyBut if we try to cut back on poison ivy it'll become endangered. 
Thus, a vicious circle is born.
 
To: DemforBush
    Global warming stole my bike. :(
 
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posted on 
05/29/2006 3:42:32 PM PDT
by 
Spruce
(Keep your mitts off my wallet)
 
To: Darkwolf377
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posted on 
05/29/2006 3:43:36 PM PDT
by 
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
 
To: DemforBush
    Must be a reeeeeeelly slow news day at Yahoo.
 
10
posted on 
05/29/2006 3:43:39 PM PDT
by 
Clara Lou
(A conservative is a liberal who has been mugged by reality. --I. Kristol)
 
To: Mike Darancette
    poison ivy Lord, will make you itch!
You're gonna need an ocean.......of calamine lotion.
 
To: DemforBush
    The noxious vine grows faster and bigger as carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere rise, researchers report Monday...Errrrr....seeing as how all plant life turns carbon dioxide into oxygen, wouldn't all plant life grow faster and bigger as carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere rise?
 
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posted on 
05/29/2006 3:46:18 PM PDT
by 
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)
 
To: DemforBush
     Deer, cattle, horses goats and birds eat poison ivy. It's a good thing.
 
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posted on 
05/29/2006 3:47:28 PM PDT
by 
melt
(I nominate  Al Gore for the  Achademy Award.)
 
To: DemforBush
    As all plants breath carbon dioxide, all plants to include poison Ivy will grow faster and bigger as carbon dioxide levels rise in the atmosphere. But as plants grow faster and bigger, they deplete the atmosphere of carbon dioxide and a balance is reached.
 Yes, these "Global Warming" ninnies are really grasping at straws here.
 
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posted on 
05/29/2006 3:48:00 PM PDT
by 
DJ Taylor
(Once again our country is at war, and once again the Democrats have sided with our enemy.)
 
To: DemforBush
    BREAKING NEWS: Global warming caused by the SUN!!!! 
/film at 11
 
To: DemforBush
    I'm not allergic to poison ivy. Just to penicillin and Liberal Democrats.
 
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posted on 
05/29/2006 3:48:34 PM PDT
by 
sageb1
(This is the Final Crusade. There are only 2 sides. Pick one.)
 
To: DaveLoneRanger
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posted on 
05/29/2006 3:52:34 PM PDT
by 
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
 
To: cripplecreek
    Kudzu vs. Poison Ivy--Challenge of the Deathplants 
Onnnnn--SciFi! 
If Al Gore can make a movie about this stuff...
 
To: cripplecreek
    We didn't listen!!!!Our grandchildren will curse us for doing nothing as they face an itchy future. Calomine Lotion will become the new petroleum! Madness!!!!!!!!!
 
To: DemforBush
    Just think! We're paying for this "research." We're doomed!
 
20
posted on 
05/29/2006 3:56:47 PM PDT
by 
FlingWingFlyer
(Freedom or a baloney sandwich? A DemocRAT will ALWAYS choose the baloney sandwich.)
 
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