Guess I should be glad it doesn't make me itch. Survival of the fittest.
Lord, will make you itch!
"Global warming boosts poison ivy" ----ROUNDUP DOES'NT!!!
Global Warming causes Summer!
But if we try to cut back on poison ivy it'll become endangered.
Thus, a vicious circle is born.
Global warming stole my bike. :(
Must be a reeeeeeelly slow news day at Yahoo.
Errrrr....seeing as how all plant life turns carbon dioxide into oxygen, wouldn't all plant life grow faster and bigger as carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere rise?
Deer, cattle, horses goats and birds eat poison ivy. It's a good thing.
Yes, these "Global Warming" ninnies are really grasping at straws here.
/film at 11
I'm not allergic to poison ivy. Just to penicillin and Liberal Democrats.
ping for your amusement
Just think! We're paying for this "research." We're doomed!
Help! Help! I've got nature on my hands!!
There's nothing meaner than a near-extinct polar bear with a poison ivy rash. We're all doomed!
Did the founders of the National Enquirer take over the AP?
Just for the record:
THE COASTERS
Poison Ivy
(Leiber/Stoller)
She comes on like a rose but everybody knows
she´ll get you in Dutch ,you can look but you better not touch
Poison Ivy ,poison Ivy
late at night while you´re sleeping
poison ivy comes a´creeping around
She´s pretty as a daisy but look out man ,she´s crazy
she´ll really do you in , if you let her under your skin
Poison Ivy ,poison Ivy
late at night while you´re sleeping
poison ivy comes a´creeping around
Measles make you bumpy and mumps´ll make you lumpy
and chicken pox´ll make you jump and twitch
a common cold´ll fool ya and whooping cough´ll cool ya
but poison ivy ,Lord´ll make you itch
You´re gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion
you´ll be scratching like a hound ,the minute you start to mess around
Poison Ivy ,poison Ivy
late at night while you´re sleeping
poison ivy comes a´creeping around
Measles make you bumpy and mumps´ll make you lumpy
and chicken pox´ll make you jump and twitch
a common cold´ll fool ya and whooping cough´ll cool ya
but poison ivy ,Lord´ll make you itch
You´re gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion
you´ll be scratching like a hound ,the minute you start to mess around
Poison Ivy ,poison Ivy
late at night while you´re sleeping
poison ivy comes a´creeping around
This sort of tripe reminds me of a "study" that was done here in Minnesoata a couple of years ago.
Dove hunting was legalized three years ago in Minnesota. The tree huggers came up with this: Doves eat weed seeds. (They do) With fewer doves eating weed seeds, farmers would need to use more herbacides. More herbacides in the fields would cause higher levels of pollution in the rivers and lakes due to run-off after rains.
Fewer doves translates to more weed seeds for the rest of the doves, in my way of thinking...
I am 67 years old. When I was a very young child I used to spend my summers with an aunt and uncle on Long Island. I came back to NYC looking like a giant scab from poision ivy. Poison ivy has always been with us and is still with us.